Kinky character meme
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1. Make a list of twelve of your characters, numbering as you go.
2. Answer the questions, applying the numbers as instructed.
3. Voila.
The list
1. Nolryn
2. Aelen (Melraan's wife)
3. Gylepi
4. Nimay
5. Yan
6. Fali
7. Melraan
8. Yamin
9. Rumal
10. Shizaaqa
11. Kaen
12. Lynnlita
The questions
01. Does 10 [Shizaaqa] strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
Very definitely neither. I can't imagine her having sex at all except out of necessity (heirs to the throne and all that)
02. Who in all the multiverse would 11 [Kaen] most likely bottom to?
Nobody. Srsly, Kaen bottom? He'd GUT the poor woman for even TRYING.
03. Would you rather do 3 [Gylepi] or 5 [Yan]?
................ Somebody please shoot me in the head.
akfsdghlajsdghas NEITHER! Sexing Gylepi would be like sexing my uncle T_T DO NOT WANT. And Yan... just... *SHUDDER LIEK WOAH* He's dead~ T_T
04. Which of 4 [Nimay] and 1 [Nolryn] would you rather have do you?
Now why couldn't one of THOSE two have shown up for the last question? That'd make it an easy decision.
Anyway. Yes. Nol. Kaklfjgasjdhga;sl so hawt~ cos I made him that way X)~~~
05. 12 [Lynnlita] and 2 [Aelen] are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
...No, they're not. I'm sorry, but they're just not.
06. How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11 [Kaen]? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
aksjdgkasjdgas SHITLOADS. ABSOLUTE SHITLOADS. NO I HAVEN'T, BUT IF I HAD, I WOULD HAVE PAID SHITLOADS FOR THEM AND WOULD MAKE YOU PAY DOUBLE, COS THEY'D BE WORTH THAT.
07. Where are 5 [Yan] and 9 [Rumal] most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it?
...In SUCH an alternate universe that Yan and Rumal are no longer Yan and Rumal. And by that token, Yamin is also no longer Yamin, so she'd write it.
08. When 12 [Lynnlita] masturbates, she thinks about...
She's far too prudish to masturbate.
09. What is 11's [Kaen's] favorite sex toy?
Mali, his wife. Yes, she counts as a sex toy. That's pretty much all she's there for, really. That and being his trophy, parades her around to look smexy when he feels like it.
10. Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 [Lynnlita/Melraan/Nolryn] threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
That scares the living hell out of me, but I'd read it, purely to see how the HELL Nol consented to this. And Melraan, for that matter. And Lynnlita. What the hell would spark that, srsly? I would not write it cos that kind of crack threesome is seriously only territory for a crack fanbase that specialises in finding the ways and means for such crack threesomes. Warnings? If the author knew what was good for them, 'The owner of these characters will kill me for OOCness <3'
And I would <3
11. Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 [Aelen] or 6 [Fali]?
Faaaaali I reckon, mostly cos I can't see Melraan tying Aelen up, tho I'm sure she'd go along with it if he felt like it.
12. If 11 [Kaen] and 3 [Gylepi] are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
I... um... what? Please no T_T I don't know~ and I don't want to think about it T_T They're both equally (un)likely, just to spite the other (archer v blade archer rivalry, duh) and then in retalliation~ Kaen would kill Gylepi and leg it to... somewhere else. Assuming in this crazy world of meme that Gylepi was actually into this torrid love affair (asdgbasdkjg), he'd outwardly laugh it off to get sweet, sweet revenge, show that the reveal cuts Kaen more than him. Inwardly he'd hurt, then laugh at the idiot blade archer and STUFF WOULD GO BACK TO NORMAL AND EVERYONE INCLUDING ME WOULD FORGET IT EVER HAPPENED.
13. As a birthday present, 7's [Melraan] longtime lover 5 [Yan] offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
Go die in a fire. No, really. That'd be Melraan's wish.
14. Choose a food item for 4 [Nimay] and 12 [Lynnlita] to use together.
...Okay that's just hot. Clearly will never happen, but still hot.
Hmmmmm... I keep thinking honey, cos of Lynnlita's honey-brown eyes. That'll do. Anything would be hot, tho X);
15. 8 [Yamin] and 4 [Nimay] are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
...Oh GOD I can't believe this came up. They're SISTERS not SEXUAL. NO. EWW.
16. Which fetish is 9 [Rumal] least likely to indulge?
Anything involving pain, his own or his partner's. Other than that, pretty fair game, I'd say.
17. What would you do if you had 8 [Yamin] naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 [Yan] do if they had 8 naked, willing and able in his bed?
Yamin would RUN LIKE FUCK.
I... would wonder who the hell she was and what she'd done with my 'min.
18. What wouldn't 10 [Shizaaqa] and 4 [Nimay] tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
That's one hell of an assumption. Okay. They would say NOTHING because that'd be fraternising with the enemy, wouldn't it? They've only met twice! And that wasn't even really meeting so much as 'may standing at the back with the rest of the Own while Nol, Rau and Shizaaqa talked about politics.
19. 10 [Shizaaqa] gets a tattoo to declare her eternal love for 9 [Rumal]. Where is it? What does it say?
My thieving little bitch.
Also, I've just realised how cruelly ironic it was to make Rumal number 9 XD;
20. Imagine that 2 [Aelen] writes an erotic 11/6 [Kaen/Fali] fic. What sort of summary might the fic she writes have?
'An exhausted Own rider returns home from a demanding mission, far away. He's aching, he's tired, and he's in need of some healing from his favourite skilled healer. Please don't hurt me, Kaen <3'
The scary thing is, I CAN SEE THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENING.
21. If 2 [Aelen] walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 [Yamin] react?
o.o *points to wherever the hell Melraan is*
22. And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list.:
9 [Rumal] and 1 [Nolryn] are having a quickie* in a broom closet when 8 [Yamin] walks in on them. Naturally enough, 8 [Yamin] joins in**, first paging 3 [Gylepi], who's in the middle of fucking 5[Yan]*** into the mattress. 3 [Gylepi] abandons 5 [Yan] on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and 5 [Yan], irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous 4 [Nimay] attempts to rescue him. But 5 [Yan] will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where 10[Shizaaqa]**** is one of his regular clients.
* Yeah, this is hurting my head already. On the other hand, mmm, rival sex.
** No she doesn't T_T She thinks of Nol like a brother, and Rumal's still a bit scary after she saw his successful Own battle :<
*** ....asdfghalkjsdadjsgaSFHASDKFJGASDJKDJFL
**** THAT'S WORSE. I'm scarred for life T_T
2. Answer the questions, applying the numbers as instructed.
3. Voila.
The list
1. Nolryn
2. Aelen (Melraan's wife)
3. Gylepi
4. Nimay
5. Yan
6. Fali
7. Melraan
8. Yamin
9. Rumal
10. Shizaaqa
11. Kaen
12. Lynnlita
The questions
01. Does 10 [Shizaaqa] strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
Very definitely neither. I can't imagine her having sex at all except out of necessity (heirs to the throne and all that)
02. Who in all the multiverse would 11 [Kaen] most likely bottom to?
Nobody. Srsly, Kaen bottom? He'd GUT the poor woman for even TRYING.
03. Would you rather do 3 [Gylepi] or 5 [Yan]?
................ Somebody please shoot me in the head.
akfsdghlajsdghas NEITHER! Sexing Gylepi would be like sexing my uncle T_T DO NOT WANT. And Yan... just... *SHUDDER LIEK WOAH* He's dead~ T_T
04. Which of 4 [Nimay] and 1 [Nolryn] would you rather have do you?
Now why couldn't one of THOSE two have shown up for the last question? That'd make it an easy decision.
Anyway. Yes. Nol. Kaklfjgasjdhga;sl so hawt~ cos I made him that way X)~~~
05. 12 [Lynnlita] and 2 [Aelen] are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
...No, they're not. I'm sorry, but they're just not.
06. How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11 [Kaen]? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
aksjdgkasjdgas SHITLOADS. ABSOLUTE SHITLOADS. NO I HAVEN'T, BUT IF I HAD, I WOULD HAVE PAID SHITLOADS FOR THEM AND WOULD MAKE YOU PAY DOUBLE, COS THEY'D BE WORTH THAT.
07. Where are 5 [Yan] and 9 [Rumal] most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it?
...In SUCH an alternate universe that Yan and Rumal are no longer Yan and Rumal. And by that token, Yamin is also no longer Yamin, so she'd write it.
08. When 12 [Lynnlita] masturbates, she thinks about...
She's far too prudish to masturbate.
09. What is 11's [Kaen's] favorite sex toy?
Mali, his wife. Yes, she counts as a sex toy. That's pretty much all she's there for, really. That and being his trophy, parades her around to look smexy when he feels like it.
10. Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 [Lynnlita/Melraan/Nolryn] threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
That scares the living hell out of me, but I'd read it, purely to see how the HELL Nol consented to this. And Melraan, for that matter. And Lynnlita. What the hell would spark that, srsly? I would not write it cos that kind of crack threesome is seriously only territory for a crack fanbase that specialises in finding the ways and means for such crack threesomes. Warnings? If the author knew what was good for them, 'The owner of these characters will kill me for OOCness <3'
And I would <3
11. Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 [Aelen] or 6 [Fali]?
Faaaaali I reckon, mostly cos I can't see Melraan tying Aelen up, tho I'm sure she'd go along with it if he felt like it.
12. If 11 [Kaen] and 3 [Gylepi] are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
I... um... what? Please no T_T I don't know~ and I don't want to think about it T_T They're both equally (un)likely, just to spite the other (archer v blade archer rivalry, duh) and then in retalliation~ Kaen would kill Gylepi and leg it to... somewhere else. Assuming in this crazy world of meme that Gylepi was actually into this torrid love affair (asdgbasdkjg), he'd outwardly laugh it off to get sweet, sweet revenge, show that the reveal cuts Kaen more than him. Inwardly he'd hurt, then laugh at the idiot blade archer and STUFF WOULD GO BACK TO NORMAL AND EVERYONE INCLUDING ME WOULD FORGET IT EVER HAPPENED.
13. As a birthday present, 7's [Melraan] longtime lover 5 [Yan] offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
Go die in a fire. No, really. That'd be Melraan's wish.
14. Choose a food item for 4 [Nimay] and 12 [Lynnlita] to use together.
...Okay that's just hot. Clearly will never happen, but still hot.
Hmmmmm... I keep thinking honey, cos of Lynnlita's honey-brown eyes. That'll do. Anything would be hot, tho X);
15. 8 [Yamin] and 4 [Nimay] are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
...Oh GOD I can't believe this came up. They're SISTERS not SEXUAL. NO. EWW.
16. Which fetish is 9 [Rumal] least likely to indulge?
Anything involving pain, his own or his partner's. Other than that, pretty fair game, I'd say.
17. What would you do if you had 8 [Yamin] naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 [Yan] do if they had 8 naked, willing and able in his bed?
Yamin would RUN LIKE FUCK.
I... would wonder who the hell she was and what she'd done with my 'min.
18. What wouldn't 10 [Shizaaqa] and 4 [Nimay] tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
That's one hell of an assumption. Okay. They would say NOTHING because that'd be fraternising with the enemy, wouldn't it? They've only met twice! And that wasn't even really meeting so much as 'may standing at the back with the rest of the Own while Nol, Rau and Shizaaqa talked about politics.
19. 10 [Shizaaqa] gets a tattoo to declare her eternal love for 9 [Rumal]. Where is it? What does it say?
My thieving little bitch.
Also, I've just realised how cruelly ironic it was to make Rumal number 9 XD;
20. Imagine that 2 [Aelen] writes an erotic 11/6 [Kaen/Fali] fic. What sort of summary might the fic she writes have?
'An exhausted Own rider returns home from a demanding mission, far away. He's aching, he's tired, and he's in need of some healing from his favourite skilled healer. Please don't hurt me, Kaen <3'
The scary thing is, I CAN SEE THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENING.
21. If 2 [Aelen] walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 [Yamin] react?
o.o *points to wherever the hell Melraan is*
22. And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list.:
9 [Rumal] and 1 [Nolryn] are having a quickie* in a broom closet when 8 [Yamin] walks in on them. Naturally enough, 8 [Yamin] joins in**, first paging 3 [Gylepi], who's in the middle of fucking 5[Yan]*** into the mattress. 3 [Gylepi] abandons 5 [Yan] on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and 5 [Yan], irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous 4 [Nimay] attempts to rescue him. But 5 [Yan] will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where 10[Shizaaqa]**** is one of his regular clients.
* Yeah, this is hurting my head already. On the other hand, mmm, rival sex.
** No she doesn't T_T She thinks of Nol like a brother, and Rumal's still a bit scary after she saw his successful Own battle :<
*** ....asdfghalkjsdadjsgaSFHASDKFJGASDJKDJFL
**** THAT'S WORSE. I'm scarred for life T_T
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Date: 2007-11-25 03:50 pm (UTC)War will make Kaen bottom.No Lynnlita masurbation? :<
She thinks of War.I'm writing that threesome.
Lynnlita and Nimay having sticky honey sex X)~~~~~~~ Yes please.
dfigjdfg INCEST NOOOO
... I would love someone, SOMEONE to have a "my theiving little bitch" tattoo in ref to Rumal. Really.
*Dies at Melraan dressed in a red thong*
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Date: 2007-11-25 04:09 pm (UTC)Kaen will stab him back and go, 'well shit, now I'm out of a job.'I challenge you to get ANY of them to IC-ly consent to that threesome XDD
Incest hurts me in my head T_T So much of the nooooooo T_T
Rumal would likely cut it off if it ever appeared XDDD